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Sunday, March 23, 2008

Juan dela Cruz and an Englishman

Juan dela Cruz and an Englishman

Juan dela Cruz takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Juan open his baon box and serves himself a mamon.

ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
JUAN : Bread Philippines.

Juan then opens the box of buko pie.

ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
JUAN : Sweet Philippines.

With all the food he hogged on, Juan lets out a huge fart!
The Englishman is offended and in shock asks...

ENGLISHMAN : What was that?
JUAN : Air
Philippines!!!

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