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Punks will always be Punks! A-nar-chy in the U K!
"And if these pictures have anything important to say to future generations, it's this: I was here. I existed. I was young, I was happy, and someone cared enough about me in this world to take my picture. " – Robin Williams
"ANO PANG HINHINTAY MO?"
Subs : mula sa –
TUMAMA NG LOTTO
PANAHON
ORAS
ASAWA
MAGANDANG BALITA
SULAT
Quote from Jay Panti ng Kikiam Experience:
Ang mga sinasabi sakin ni Steph nung makipagbreak siya sakin
"I'm confused and I need some time out to find myself!"
Alam mo Steph, hindi ko alam kung bakit ka confused. Confused ka saan? Sa kung saan kita ililibre ng dinner? Steak ba? Japanese? O Italian? Lagi naman ako nagbabayad di ba? Di ko rin alam bakit kailangan mong hanapin ang sarili mo. Nahahati ba katawan mo kapag hatinggabi? O kailangan mo ng Rolex? Bwisseeet.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us."
Tokneneng talaga. Anong oras ba ang tama sa atin? Ha? Ha? 6 o' clock? 7 o' clock? Ah alam ko na,
"Di kita maalagaan ng tulad ng inaasahan mo. You deserve someone better. That's not me."
Eh kung yan ang gusto ko, eh di
"We are too different from each other."
Magkaiba nga tayo. Sigurado ako sa sarili ko. Eh, ikaw, ano bang klaseng lahi ka? Simple lang ang gusto ko – yung malaki boobs. Eh ikaw ang dami mong hinahanap sakin!
"Someday, hahanapin kita, when we're both ready. When we don't care about the odds. Kung tayo talaga, tayo rin in the end, diba?"
Maniwala ka, hindi tayo pwede in the end. Tataguan na kita! Kala mo magpapahanap ako? Magpapaplastic surgery ako, papakalbo ako, maglalagay ng goatie, para di mo na ako makilala. Alagaan mo na lang boobs mo, wag ka maniwala dun sa "slimming" ads sa diyaryo!
"I really think we should break up. Because I don't know if I still love you."
Wag mo nga ako paikutin, last year pa me kasama ka nang ibang lalake, sabi mo pinsan mo lang diba? Don't worry about me, sex lang ang ma-mi-miss ko sa'yo.
"It's not you, it's me . . . ."
Buti alam mo! Naubos na pera ko sa'yo!
"I just realized that I don't want to be attached."
Ano ka e-mail? Kailangan mo ng staple remover?
"I need space."
Mag-astronaut ka kaya?
"Kung talagang tayo, kahit saang sulok ng mundo, magtatagpo tayo."
Hinding hindi na tayo magtatagpo. Astronaut at nasa space ka na, diba?
Pagkalipas ng ilang panahon . . . . . . . . . .
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NOTE: From The Kikiam Experience by Jay Panti
Guy in office clothes (Islong isleeves, Islacks and Toktoks) pushing a baby stroller from the Starbucks counter towards the door.
Stopped midway then leaned forward and gave his a baby a sip of what i assume is a Starbucks drink but really can’t tell what it is because it was wrapped in tissue.
Pushed the stroller again while he was sipping the straw and then before getting to the door they turned around and then did the whole baby thing again.
This time he knew my ex-gf (wife) and i saw him with me jaw-dropped and my ex-gf squirming and squeezing my arm. He looked flushed by now.
He continued on and passed us and towards the direction of the counter while taking a sip again. Then the wife came out na and met-up with him in the middle of the hall and the guy said before handing over the drink to the wife “SARAP PALA NETO! May cape ba yan?” The wife answered “BAKET? PINAINOM MO SI BABY?” Mabilis na sumagot and magaling na lalake “NO!” sabay tingin samin.
You GO Dude! Hahahahahahahaha